dear Waiter at Juliana’s Pizza

My fingers were blue because I was cleaning out a Mont Blanc pen. It had been washed and tumble-dried by mistake by someone who got it from someone else. I cleaned it up for her. I’m not rich. I also can’t believe the pen costs $500!!!

In South Africa, where I live, we tip a flat 10%. I thought 20% would be appropriate… but I was wrong. I didn’t know that 20% is the bare minimum in New York! I’m sorry! I wanted to leave you an awesome tip for your stellar service!

You’ll do well in whatever you do.

Juliana’s is top 10 pizza joints in the USA. I can see why. Thanks for great service and yummy pizza.